It doesn't work for everyone. Nuff said. But I do like to look. And I like to collect the most inane profile nuggets and share them so those of you who were married long before the invention of these sites leave me alone ("..but whyyyyyyy don't you just tryyyyyyy?..."...."um, how often to do you like to be interviewed on where you are from, what you do, what your hobbies are and even asked your weight and your clothing size by total strangers? I talk to strangers all day for work and I get paid a percentage for it, I don't really feel like doing it for free at night..."
ANYWAY, here was todays gem on a guy's profile: